Jokes

Write your jokes here!
Example:
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender says:"Olive or Twist?"

AH AH AH AH AH, such funny.
I have a great one.

Why did the chicken cross the road??
To find an idiot!

Knock Knock...

Who's there?

The chicken!!!!
AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA

Chemically speaking, alcohol IS a solution.

Why is Fernando not winning races lately?
..... because he is AlonSlow!


I'll see myself out!

Ha ha

Why did Marcus Eriksson and Pascal Wehrlien didn't taste champagne last season?

..... Because they always drive SAUBER!

You must be lying, I thought you wehr lein

You are right it wasn't because they were sober but because they were in a sauber!

Guy 1: Who won the WDC in 1975, 77 and 84?

Guy 2: Lauda

Guy 1: WHO WON THE WDC IN 1975, 77 AND 84?!!

Niki Lauda won the WDC in 1975, 1977 and 1982.

Yes that's correct but don't think you got the joke. Lol.
1st guy asks the question to which 2nd guy answers Lauda but 1st guy thinks 2nd guy is asking 1st guy to speak up LOUDER instead of answer being LAUDA. So 1st guy repeats the question but this time louder hence the caps lock. As LOUDER and LAUDA sound similar Get it?

Question:What do F1 fans want?
Answer:They want Lauda engine
I'll see myself out