Joke by Connor Cooper

This joke was made by Connor Cooper.




What is a feline's favourite race track?

Catar.

You should hear Doe's... 

?? Good one Doe

What’s Connor’s favourite food?

Doenut 
Or steak haché

Not as good as your joke but oh well ?

Favorite list of Jose 


Fruit: BANana
Developer: BANdai
City: BANgkok
Country: BANgladesh

Wonder if Connor likes Cookie Doe

Apart from sometimes repeatedly deleting players posts for no reason, and occasionally being rude in the forums, His Royal Highness (HRH) José Trujillo is mostly alright (but may be suffering the effects of the prolonged lockdowns in Spain ☹️)

So what better way to cheer up José Trujillo than to continue the roast, with some more 'lists' ?

What is the favourite item that José Trujillo likes to steal from hospitals? Bandage
After hiring a $10m/race driver in the past, what is the current financial status of José Trujillo's iGP team? Bankrupt
When playing pretend cowboys, which is José Trujillo favourite clothing item? Bandolier
When in India on holidays, what is usually the first musical instrument that José Trujillo steals, when entering a music store? Banjo
Which popular UK TV show does José Trujillo own 162 pirated VHS tapes of? Banzai
Which part of the house does José Trujillo most like sliding down from? Bannister
Which actor does José Trujillo have 15 large posters of in his basement? Antonio Banderas

DISCLAIMER: All the above are jokes, and are not true (unless proven otherwise!)

Those shades: Ray Ban?

A legend says that not many people survived a BAN by Jose!

Well here I am!

It was a hard time and I had to fought through the deepest caves of Joses Residenz. Found many weird stuff (Bananas with hats, I don’t know….)
But I made it guys!

Don’t panickos, I’ll stop now ?

I'd say, for touching the respect of a mod, you rather have to pay 50K fine (alternative just 25K if you apologised or said it to him face-to-face because of in front of him) or get a 1-100 race ban, depending on how you (tried to) roast him?