Iceland beat England, only a few months after England beat Germany.
In the last WC, Germany beat Argentina, therefore suggesting Iceland are a lot better than Argentina.
That means also the captain of Iceland FC is better than the then captain of Argentina.
That means Aron Gunnarson is better than Lionel Messi.
Gunnarson plays for Cardiff, Messi plays for Barcelona.
Those teams are based in Wales and Spain respectively.
Spain were beaten by Italy this Euros, and Italy will soon face Germany.
Germany went to war with Belgium a long time ago in a little-known event called World War 2.
Belgium's capital is -B- Brussells.
Brussells is the host of the EU.
Wales left the EU.
Surely that means Wales left against their will?
David Cameron lost his PM job because of uneducated idiots + war-traumatised OAP's who shouldn't have been allowed to vote (No hard feelings )
Bill Clinton's wife is running for US president, surely meaning David Cameron's wife could run for UK Prime Minister?
Boris Johnson = Donald Drumpf
David Cameron's wife is a pig, as we all know (even if they got married a little bit early)
If they took PM, which looks likely looking in the reflection of our election, pork would be banned from being eaten.
Muslims are famously forbidden from eating pig.
Unfortunately many Muslims are judged based on 9/11 unfairly across the world.
'Candle In The Wind' is 18 letters, plus 2 more for the 2 names of 'Elton John'
The song I am talking about has a dispondent tone.
I spelt despondent wrong (Don't worry I do know how to spell it, I'm not that thick).
Despondent is a word.
So is Iceland.
ICELAND FC IS SAD UNDERNEATH THEIR SMILES PEOPLE!