What's the difference between a circle and Manchester United? A circle has more points.
What's the similarity between Arsenal on top of the EPL table and an elephant on top of a tree? No one knows how they got there, but we all know they are going to fall.
How many Chelsea managers does it take to change a lightbulb? We don't know, the lightbulb always outlasts them.
What do I have in common with Manchester City? We both watch the Champions League final on television.
Post yours, and let's see if we can do all 20 teams.
