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"SHUT UP."

"Yes sir."

A panda bear walks into a bar and orders a sandwich. The panda eats the sandwich, whips out a pistol, and shoots the waiter dead. As he is walking towards the exit, the bartender yells “HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING? YOU DIDNT PAY FOR THAT SANDWICH AND YOU JUST SHOT MY WAITER!”

The panda bear just yells out “I’m a panda bear! Look it up!” and walks out the door.

Confused, the bartender grabs his dictionary and looks up the definition of“panda”:

“A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian orgin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats chutes and leaves.”

hi everyone

Our version is a Kiwi hunter, like the kiwi bird he eats, roots, shoots and leaves. 

Hey thanks!

average panda in american zoos

If in doubt vote Ethan out 

You just ruined the chain of dembele wi’s

Dembele Wi

Till someone explains that joke to me I’ll never be part of no chain involving it?

Ahh ok makes sense now, I was confused last few days on discord as someone would say it and get like 10 laughing emojis underneath it??

I mean, the fact that he could have said everything but went for "Dembélé wi" is the best thing about this all?

I would like the ale

I kinda get worried if anything happened during the battle 8... did (not anymore) Lord Masi interfere during the last battle?

What is the meaning of three?

Lord Masi's words spread across the realms, influencing any inportant figure and nobleman foolish enough to believe his lies and inconsistent rulings.As for my last battle it was a battle I lost without even being present. My nephew was killed in his camp because of that Lord Masi, his actions, rulings and indecisiveness in the war in the land of oil (Abu Dhabi gp) had a domino effect, my nephew had been tasked with escorting sir Nicholas Latifi back home, but Masi and his pride did not or chose not the seek forgiveness from Sir lewis hamilton...lewis was so outraged at masi's decisions that he sent out his assain WOLF pack (Toto), and murdered every occupant in the camp.I am told my nephew was able to hold the assassins of long enough for sir latifi to escape but in doing so... he lost his life. I am heading back home to attend his funeral and pay my respect... I do hope I see Masi again, unfortunately for him, it is a visit he will not enjoy.